The series was filmed at Elstree Studios, England. [laughs]. Statler: That's what I want, nothing to do with this show! Statler: [scratching himself] I wonder why I'm so itchy? The Muppet Show and all it’s characters came di… Mrs. Lola Bramswell of Covington, Kentucky, has come upon a most unique diet. But I'm already close to something else. Who cares about the Connie Stevens spot? Fozzie Bear: In our house, we use paper plates, and every night after dinner, my wife erases the dishes. [clears throat] Ahh, my cousin's so dumb he thinks Eggs Benedict's a mafia gangster. Statler: There's certainly none in this theater. Kermit the Frog: [after the Feather Duster and the feather boas performed] Ok, very nice. Floyd Pepper: Ah, yeah, my bear. They think explosions are funny. The Muppet Movie is a 1979 live-action/puppet musical comedy film featuring Jim Henson's The Muppets in which Kermit and his newfound friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog legs merchant is after Kermit.. Yes I don't mind doing that but there are others who may take offense. Waldorf: Well, he's the only one who does! If The Muppet Show had a basketball team, the score would always be Frog 99, Chaos 98. Have you met Lydia? Is Bob Hope here yet? When you told me we were spending a week in the swamp, you never said there would be snakes and spiders and... [inhales]... alligators! Mrs. Lola Thomas of that city has just finished eating an entire diesel tractor. Mine cost fifty cents. Look. They came from near and far to see the Vaudeville star: The Entertainer! Unique The Muppet Show Quotes Posters designed and sold by artists. 32058. Kermit the Frog: [calls after him] I'm going to call your father! Sgt. Kermit the Frog: And our spegial guest stap is the amazing Hapry Bela... That's Harry Belafonte, folks. Gonzo: [to a cow] Wow, you've got a great pair of legs! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? How come? Fortunately, with the tight security in the Muppet Newsroom, it can't happen here. You're a nurse. [holds up a sign saying 'The Muppy Show'], Kermit the Frog: 'The Muppy Show'? Statler: We're not afraid. Take my word for it. You meet a frog without a sense of humor and you're looking at a green lump. Statler: The Rockettes. [a giant chicken approaches them from behind and clucks at them loudly; they are startled]. Mildred: Even though we come from two different worlds, I find myself strangely attracted to you. Rowlf: All right. Kermit the Frog: It says "Leggies and genglefins.". [Link suddenly becomes nervous, unable to speak; Piggy looks at him closely and suddenly becomes enraged] ARE YOU *OUT OF YOUR MIND*? Statler: You know, I never liked their theme music. When you heard people say they didn't want the bear around here, they were referring to Gonzo's teddy bear. Edgar Bergen: Well, then probably I'm not here today. Connie Stevens: [singing] On the day that you were born, the angels got together/And decided to create a dream come true./So they sprinkled moondust in your hair, a green and star light in your eyes of blue./That is why all the girls in town follow you around./Ooh just like me, they long to be, close to you. "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear". Waldorf: South Dakota has nothing to do with this show. He can really put some soul in the bowl, you know what I'm saying? [holds up a banana] Have a banana. How come I'm not doing an act this week? Narrator: It's time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital. The Muppets The Muppet Show Beaker Muppets Das Tier Muppets Mejores Series Tv Top 20 Funniest Funny Quotes Funny Memes Laugh Quotes buymelaughs.com - This website is for sale! I will drive you all from this theatre. Fozzie: [enters holding a fish] Okay, now ask me what I'm carrying the fish for. Quack. [suddenly, the electric sledgehammer comes up and repeatedly beats the Newsman on the head]. Sam the American Eagle: Freako's one, civilization zero. Let me come right to the point. Floyd Pepper: No one to talk with all by myself./No one to walk with but I'm happy on the shelf/Ain't misbehavin', saving my love for you./I know for certain the one I love./I'm through with flirting./It's just you I'm dreaming of./Ain't misbehavin', saving my love for you/Like Jack Horner in the corner./Don't go nowhere, what do I care?/Your kisses are worth waiting for, believe me./I don't stay out late./Don't care to go./I'm home about eight./Just me and my radio./Ain't misbehavin' saving my love for you. Kermit: [Towards the camera] What the hey? This evening, I will perform a feat of lunatic daring. Miss Piggy: [to audience] That is known as getting two turkeys with one chop. Kermit: Uh, I'm sorry, Sam. I hated it! Peter Sellers: And now, We are ready to receive him... Peter Sellers: It was to have been, my dear Kermit, it was to have been a glorious impersonation of her late majesty Queen Victoria. Plot – Ebenezer Scrooge is a mean penny-pinching elder, but the inimitable and hilarious Muppets are preparing a very special Christmas for him. Statler: [reacting to the Luncheon Counter Monster eating a machine] Disgusting! Waldorf: I'd like to get close to Connie Stevens. The worst part's over. Statler: Well, what'd you think? These Miss Piggy quotes are from the Muppet movie. What does it take to become a great boomerang-fish thrower? Muppet Labs has announced the escape of their new electric sledgehammer, which is believed to be roaming the city on a very long extension cord. Waldorf: Maybe the show's starting to get under your skin. Scooter: Oh, who would think a boy and bear could be well accepted everywhere/It's just amazing how fair people can be. So here he is, as threatened, the Great Gonzo singing a song. Then you mean you really want me to stay? Waldorf: Eh, this show is good for what ails me. Just let me discuss it with him man to man, okay? Statler: Gonzo should quit while he's alive. Okay Lou, there's his chain, but let me ask just one favor. As a matter of fact, right now I'd like you to meet another good friend of mine. Jan 15, 2015 - This Pin was discovered by Rosemarie. Discover and share Muppets Chef Quotes. Floyd: I mean, why cast me? There's a toad loose in the theater. [Picks up] Muppet Show backstage. You see, the road has washed out and my horse had a flat tire. Waldorf: What did you think of Humpty Dumpty? My only sunshine. Statler, Waldorf: [waving a white flag] We surrender! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Charlie McCarthy: Yes I do, Bergen. Miss Piggy: And, uh, do you know why it is there? [moves to the wardrobe]. Statler: [after Connie Stevens sings 'Teenager In Love'] How poignant, I remember being a teenager in love. Juliet Prowse: Oh, I don't know. Arnold Stockman, a retired shoe salesman, recently had a most unusual experience, and we at Muppet News Central feel it is a story that should be shared with everyone. Wealthy Arab sheik: [hearing that Kermit is in the hospital, and having already confidently offered to buy Kenny Rogers a new guitar to replace the one that his camel stepped on] Do not vurry about ze frog, ve vill buy you a new one! Is that disgusting? Many of the performers also worked on Sesame Street, whose characters made sporadic appearances on The Muppet Show. Peter Sellers: There is no me. Remember THIS! Kermit the Frog: I never knew the press could be so depressing. Dr. Teeth: I see they're finally starting to class this place up. Waldorf: D.D.T. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, it is indeed an honor to welcome you to The Muppet Show. Please! [Animal chases after the car, dragging Lou with him]. Statler: Well, she fell into a box of birdseed just before going on stage and she was pecked to death by the parakeet! Statler: Oh, what would you know, you old fool? Statler: No, it was out of sight. But what is *that*? Ernie: [patting Bert's shoulder] Absolutely, Bert. Hey, it's terrific! How'd you like it? Kermit: "OK, well, we've done a lot for the music lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the music haters. Why can't they dance on the floor like everyone else? Hit it! I'm going to *fire* you! OK, the ball is in your court, frog! The Newsman: Here is a Muppet News Flash. Gonzo: So what? The Muppet Show; The Three Stooges; TV Theme Songs; Voicemail Greetings; Uncategorized Sound Files; Return to TV Shows. G (General Audience) Year: [Waldorf punches Statler in the jaw]. I mean, you KNOW that they're rehearsed. Gonzo: What? We lost! View Quote. Huh, snuggle bunny? I would have given anything to do the jousting scene! Juliet Prowse: Oh yeah, we'll what are some of your dreams? I bought one and George bought one, where were you? Waldorf: It's either this show or indigestion. Cue the announcer! Statler: Every week this show looks better to me. Muppets are little, tiny things. History Talk (0) Share ... A good example would be The Muppet Show pilot episode was named Sex and Violence and was supposed to be a fun and satirical show that could steer any audience in society and not just tell warm fuzzy stories about a pig trying to marry a frog. You'll believe a frog can sing! Fozzie: Right. Kermit the Frog: Easy, he puts on his pants just like me... one leg at a time. Would you like to hear the other 28? I mean you take the sticks and you really lay down some great percussion! They can put a man on the moon... Statler: Yeah, but they can't put a moon on a man! Our special guest is the beautiful and vivacious Miss Connie Stevens. Starring the ever handsome Link Hogwash, the illustrious first mate Miss Piggy, and the scientist Dr Jullius Strangepork. You have to know how to talk to him. 2. Right, Bert? Fozzie Bear: Please, take my wife! With the discovery of gold, local residents are expecting a full... [suddenly, the dynamite explodes, destroying the desk]. Statler: We don't even know how to get out of this stupid theater box! I was talking right to them. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how floppy arms I have, and how dull I am, I know you. Like the TV show that inspired it, Henson and director James Frawley playfully acknowledge movie clichés and conventions and allow the characters to address the camera in asides, like a Hope and Crosby road film for the 1980s. Other Gypsy: Yes - but you're gonna play anyway! Statler: Well, there it is. Floyd Pepper: Yeah. Statler: Hmm? 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